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		<title>Dan Brown&#8217;s 20 worst sentences</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brent Toderash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Sometimes it makes me sad to realize that there are a lot of good authors out there that don&#8217;t get publishing contracts. In which case, certain other authors can get you downright depressed. You just have to laugh, I guess, to help stay sane. I refer to The Lost Symbol and The Da Vinci [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://agingink.com/files/2009/11/dan-brown-88x150.jpg" alt="dan-brown" title="dan-brown" width="88" height="150" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-60" /> Sometimes it makes me sad to realize that there are a lot of good authors out there that don&#8217;t get publishing contracts. In which case, certain other authors can get you downright depressed. You just have to laugh, I guess, to help stay sane. I refer to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html"><em>The Lost Symbol</em> and The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown&#8217;s 20 worst sentences</a>.</p>
<p>Dear Mr. Brown,</p>
<p>I thought I&#8217;d drop you a quick little note &#8212; just a helpful little clarification that I thought you might like to receive, from one writer to another. Here it is:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Precarious</strong>: pre⋅car⋅i⋅ous [pri-<strong>kair</strong>-ee-uhs] &#8212; prɪˈkɛəriəs </p>
<p><strong><em>–adjective</em></strong><br />
1. 	dependent on circumstances beyond one&#8217;s control; uncertain; unstable; insecure: <em>a precarious livelihood.</em><br />
2. 	dependent on the will or pleasure of another; liable to be withdrawn or lost at the will of another: <em>He held a precarious tenure under an arbitrary administration.</em><br />
3. 	exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky: <em>the precarious life of an underseas diver.</em><br />
4. 	having insufficient, little, or no foundation: <em>a precarious assumption.</em> </p>
<p><strong>Related forms:</strong><br />
pre⋅car⋅i⋅ous⋅ly, adverb<br />
pre⋅car⋅i⋅ous⋅ness, noun<br />
<strong>Synonyms:</strong><br />
1. unsure, unsteady. (See <em>uncertain</em>.) 2. doubtful, dubious, unreliable, undependable. 3. hazardous. 4. groundless, baseless, unfounded.<br />
<strong>Antonyms:</strong><br />
1. secure. 2. reliable. 3. safe. 4. well-founded.</p></blockquote>
<p>Just thought you should know. You&#8217;ll find <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/precarious" title="Definition of Precarious">this definition and more at Dictionary.com</a>, in case you&#8217;re wondering. It&#8217;s really handy if you don&#8217;t have any standard reference tools nearby from publishers such as Merriam-Webster, Oxford, or Roget.</p>
<p>Oh, one other thing&#8230; I haven&#8217;t bought or read your new book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0385504225?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=agingink-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=0385504225"><em>The Lost Symbol</em></a> yet, but before I do, I wanted to ask one question. Are you still working with the same editor, or did you get a new one for this project?</p>
<p>Go ahead and laugh. I&#8217;m the snarky one and you&#8217;re the one going from book deal to movie deal. Congratulations, I guess.</p>
<p>Sincerely, <em>etcetera.</em></p>
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